The Magic Of Carlton Kirby

Apart from the continual Simoncelli-bias and preposterous level of rider misidentification here's just two little gems from Eurosport's stand-in commentator Carlton Kirby this morning to remind you why we need Toby and Julian back NOW...
(*Honestly, tuning in to Eurosport nowadays is like visiting-time at the James Allen Sunshine Home For The Terminally Bewildered!)


"Two Spanish flags for the crowd to see, one of them Japanese."
Carlton Kirby, MotoGP 250cc race, Catalunya - Eurosport

"And Folger drops from second to sixth place, just holding on to fifth."
Carlton Kirby, MotoGP 125cc race, Catalunya - Eurosport